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Well, that happened. Last night a great fissure in the Earth’s crust split open and out up from it crawled eight burned and skin-bubbled creatures, born of the bleakest and fieriest hell, sent to destroy our world. And by “destroy” I mostly mean slobber and spray all over one particular corner of it: the Jersey Shore! Yes dear friends, last night MTV unveiled its latest creation, a muscle-packed, generously breast-sprinkled reality creation about eight self-professed Gudios and Guidettes spending a summer down by the Seaside, working and loving and laughing. It was a big banging two hour premiere last night, so it might be too much to talk about each and…  More >>

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